Catfish 4B

 Hi! If you're reading this, I assume you're interested in becoming my partner in crime. That's great! But when I do business, the personal aspect is also important. So first, I'll tell you a little bit about myself, then what I look for in a partner and last bust not least, I'll share my magnum opus: the heist plan. So, what do you need to know about me? My name is Gustavito and on the outside, I look like a very regular guy: medium height, weight, everything. I have been told (most of the time by my grandmother) that I'm extremely handsome and charming, but you'll have to judge that yourself. Now, what's even more important, definitely for our heist, is my character: I would describe myself as professional, determined and calculated. Before the job, I'll plan everything meticulously, but when changes need to be made on the spot, I won't let anything stand in my way. Now, what am I looking for in you? You need to be physically strong, strong at ...

Hello, My name is Antonio , i'm planning on doing something terrible and for that i need a terrible person. I need a cold-hearted killer, someone who doesn’t overthink what he has done and then turns himself in because of how guilty he feels. My partner needs to know how to be sneaky and mislead people. The person I'm looking for needs to be loyal, but only to me. It won’t be hard to recognize me. I’m Always dressed in black and i wear sunglasses at all costs. You won’t ever see a facial expression on my face, due to all the terrible years i had to spend with my awful family. That is also gonna be your job, killing my family. Keep in mind that when you choose to do this there is no way back. If we start this we’re gonna end this, and you can’t tell anyone. You will have to keep this a secret.

I am Amanda. I am a tall old woman, so maybe you think I Am to old for crime, but I don’t think so. With my long grey hair and recognizable glasses, I look like a classic old lady, but if you know me better you will see I am extreemly voilent. I have got a lot of experience with kidnapping but I realy want to make some money with my partner in crime by committing bank robbery. And maybe we can also kidnap the bank director, because I love keeping old traditions. Thing you have to know about me are that I am a little bit agressive and pestimistic, so I hope my partner in crime is more calm and submissive. As partners in crime you also have tob e very trustworthy and open to each other. If you are not, it’s a no go. If you think you are my partner in crime, let me know.

  Hey there! I am Ryna Rain. My hair is dark blue, kind of like a dark ocean colour. My eyes are a bit different than the usual. I have one hazel coloured eye and one brown coloured eye. Tattoos are my thing and I have about 4 or 5 of them. The pain of the needle on your skin feels amazing. I want to commit a crime. A real one, not just the type that people brag about. Like, ‘I went to a store and stole a can of soda’. I am looking for someone to commit the crime with. ‘Which crime?’, you may think. I’ll tell you that after I have described my ideal partner in crime. First and foremost, you have to be trustworthy. If I get a slightly off feeling about you betraying me, oh and trust me I can sense red flagsfrom a mile away, I will ruin you, your reputation and your home that won’t be called home anymore. You also have to clever and humble, or else we won’t get along. I am here to commit a crime, not to babysit. I want to break in into my ex-boyfriend's house and ruin his home. Trust...

My name is Bobby Brown and I’m on the hunt for a partner in crime who is down to hack world’s largest system. There comes a lot of stress with hacking, so you need to be a pro in listening and following all my commands. When I’m stressing out I need my partner to stay calm instead of also freaking out. If you’re no hard-worker, you’re not welcome in my team. I’m not only on the hunt for a professional partner, but also for an empathic teammate and friend. I get anxious when I have nobody near, so you can expect spending time with me outside work. Right, I totally forgot about telling you which crime we’re going to commit. We will be hacking the national system of America and collect all the money that is being transported through this. So look out for a blue-eyed, curly-haired, girl and send me a message. If you dare..

Hey, I’m Jude and I’m looking for an amazing partner in crime because I want to freeze children. So, my plan is to kidnap children who are two, the terrible two you know, and freeze all the children until they are dead in a big freezer. After the children are murdered I want to put them in a museum in big ice cubes. Because I think it’s a really interesting new collection. But for this masterplan I need, like I said before, an amazing partner in crime. For me the perfect partner in crime is someone who is sporty, just like me. And someone who is sneaky because this is a really delicate case. I would also really like it if he or she would be funny because you know it’s already really serious and dark so we could use some fun. I do realize that if you are my perfect partner in crime you should be able to find me, so I will give ou some of my external characteristics . I have blue eyes and a birthmark above my lip. So if you think you are my amazing partner in crime, contact me! My insta ...

Hello future partner I am Captain Abdi leader of the crew the Soma’s. We rob schips by acting as if our there is something wrong with our boat and ask them if we can stay on their boat until our boat is fixed. Not every boat lets us stay on their boat so when that happens we have to keep looking for another boat and that is why this job requiers very much patience. We only rob small schips so we have to do it like every week that is why we are looking for some extra crew members so that we are able to hit the most devious lick of the century so thar we will never have to work again. For this task you must be ruthless and you must be able to do the job with no remorse. You must also be trustworthy so we know you will have our back on the mission. If you are interested hit me up and you might be the next Soma.

 Don’t you sometimes just hate little kids? Well, I do. My name is Annie (short for Annabelle) and I’m an art teacher at kindergarten “The Buzzy Bees”. With my big round glasses, long curly hair, colorful clothes and big smile on my face, you would think that job is made for me. And it is, I’m outgoing, friendly and super creative, what makes me the perfect teacher... BUT I HATE LITTLE KIDS. They can’t draw and they cry when you critisise them. So I want to poison them all and collect their eyes. (I have the coolest idea for a project with those eyes ) There is just one problem. I can make the best smoothies, but I don’t know how to make poison. That’s why I need you to help me. (I said HELP me, so I’m the boss and you do what I say ) So if you are smart and know how to make poison, DM on Insta (@annieannie_art).

Are you looking to commit the crime of a lifetime? You have come to the right place! And in contrary to what the title says, you’ll be making a lot more money than a dime! I'll start by introducing myself. My name is Kendall and I’m 21 years old. I’m quick-witted for someone who dropped out of school at the age 14. I’m confident but most of all...angry. Growing up my family and I had no money. We lived in poverty and now I want to get what we deserved a long time ago. I want to rob the bank ‘Argenta’ in Leuven (Belgium) on my birthday, May 21st. What a birthday this will be! The plan is to rob the bank at 4 p.m. Obviously we would be in disguise and wear gloves so that there is no evidence. You could be my marvelous partner in crime if you fit this description. I’m looking for someone who is loyal and perfectionistic. We will be under a lot of pressure and I have to be certain that you will stick to the plan nonetheless the outcome. You should also have an impressive physique. Ever...

I am Jos and I am searching for a partner to commit an amazing crime. But let me first tell me something about myself. I have only got nine fingers because of a giant dog and I might be traumatized about that. I have also green eyes and I am small, but I am still very scary. I am always angry and extremely smart, which are wonderful characteristics to organize this interesting crime. After all, I want to steal airplanes and sell them for a lot of money to other criminals. So this job will be well paid. For this crime, you, my partner, have to be fearless and quiet (I don’t want to steal with a noisy person, that’s just dumb). Further, you have to be a good actor, that’s necessary for my awesome plan, but I am not going to give you more details about the crime now. Let me know if you’re interested!

Hello, my name is Bishelm Osama, i am big, black and muscular and just like you i have a strong aversion to Alexander van xxxxxx Our time has come to teach our enemy a lesson. I’m not going to hide his backpack oer steal his waffles anymore. It’s time to think big and murder him and his entire family. I want the whole world to know that they can’t mess with us, because we will come up to you and beat you to death. To join my gang you have to be cold-blooded , you got to have no fear and you should know a lot about guns and knifes. I also got some characteristics like being ruthless, smart and cold-blooded. So what are you waiting for? I’am your perfect partner in crime!

Hello, my name is Gustavo Fring, but my friends call me Gus. I am the owner of a fast-food chain called Los Pollos Hermanos. Everyone knows me as a dull fast-food manager, but little do they know I run a whole drug empire. I like to sell all kinds of drugs, but my absolute favourite is methamphetamine. In fact, due to selling meth to the homeless and orphans I’ve made myself millions and my drug empire has been boomin’! But even though I have all the riches and power at the palm of my hands it does get lonely at the end of the day. I’m looking for a partner who can be there by my side and who can help me sell meth to all the orphans in the world! Are you interested in selling drugs and laundering money through all my businesses? Are you also looking for someone with whom you can hold hands with and gaze at the sunset? Well, send me a DM or call me! Sincerely, Gustavo Fring

Hello everyone, as you may have seen in the title I’m looking for someone ti sell methamphetamine with. My name is Stephen but that’s not my real name of course. Telling everyone my real name would be way too dangerous. I’m only 24 years old but already bald with a very long beard (see picture). I’m also quite short so that’s how you can recognise me if we ever meet. I would describe myself as a mean, selfish and greedy person but that’s because I’ve ran my empire alone for so long. You learn to trust nobody but now I’m looking for someone who i can trust and work with. My ideal partner is fearles because there are a lot of dangerous people out there and my partner should also be honest because i think that trust is very important when working together. He or she should also be mean just like me because you don’t sell drugs by being the friendly drug dealer. I’m also looking to expand my empire and not only sell meth to junkies but I want everyone to depend on our product and i hope th...

I am the clever criminal and I am looking for a nice partner in crime to commit a huge crime. First, I am going to describe myself. I wear black glasses and I have brown hair. I always carry whites clothes so I look impressive. I’m also a clever crook, that is the reason of the name clever criminal. Next, I’m also absolutely professional and smart. I’m looking for someone who is as skilled as me. He or she has to be very social and good in acting because of the crime we are going to commit. My companion must also be able to think quickly for if something should go wrong. The corruption we are going to do is a huge bank robbery. We are going in disguise to a bank to steal a lot of money. That is all I can tell you right now about the crime. So, if you’re the right person for whom I’m looking sent me a message. The clever criminal

Are you the one that helps me get it? My name is John Black, but if you call me John, I swear I’ll kill you myself. Call me ‘mister Black’. Talk to me as if you are talking to someone who is way more important than you. I am looking for a partner in crime, a loyal young man who looks like he could be working in a bank. And it would be even better if you have strong muscles as well. My plan is to rob a bank – maybe two – in Las Vegas. I am not a dumb guy or some kind of fool, so I’m not just walking in there with a gun to demand they hand over some money. No, I am going to do this the smart way. I need someone to go undercover as a bank employee. Then he can rob the bank from the inside. I have the brains and the cool to come up with a master plan. I need you just to get the job done. You can recognize me by my dark brown hair and a big scar under my right eye. And do not approach me on my right side, because I am blind there. Let me know if you’re interested in a few million dollars to...

Are you also sick of your teachers always telling you what to do and what not to do? And are you also drowning in homework? It’s gone too far, and to stop this I need your help! My name is Jolene, I have long, blonde hair and people always tell me I walk very elegantly. Fun fact: I wear high heels all the time. If I had to describe myself in three words I would say smart, manipulating and confident. I hate people with too much power, I want to kill them all! But let’s start with our teachers. They’ve been torturing us for a long time, now it’s our time to torture them. I want to kidnap all the teachers I don’t like, torture them and let them do my homework. Are you a pro at distracting the other people at school by being energetic and funny, while I do the dirty work? This is a job for you!

Hello fellow criminals. My name is Rihanna but you can call me Ri or the name I’m most know for “The Thief”. As we all know the Met Gala will be held in a month and I am planning on stealing a royal million dollar necklace. Just so happens, Anne Hathaway will wear said necklace to the Met Gala. And I have a plan, but to make that plan work I need a team. Therefore I am calling out to my female criminals. It is important that no man participates in or knows about this plan. The women I take notice in are loyal team players, ambitious and focused. Next, the abillities I am looking for are a “computer-freak”: someone who can hack a security system, a “talker”: someone who can talk their way in and out of everything, a “fashionista”: someone who can work as a dresser/designer for the Met Gala and last a “handy”: someone who can disect the necklace and make multiple jewellery items out of it by hand. If you’re up for the task, you will recognize me by long, pitch black hair; a scar on my bo...