Jos, the boss, searches for you!

I am Jos and I am searching for a partner to commit an amazing crime. But let me first tell me something about myself. I have only got nine fingers because of a giant dog and I might be traumatized about that. I have also green eyes and I am small, but I am still very scary. I am always angry and extremely smart, which are wonderful characteristics to organize this interesting crime. After all, I want to steal airplanes and sell them for a lot of money to other criminals. So this job will be well paid. For this crime, you, my partner, have to be fearless and quiet (I don’t want to steal with a noisy person, that’s just dumb). Further, you have to be a good actor, that’s necessary for my awesome plan, but I am not going to give you more details about the crime now. Let me know if you’re interested!